What if one day you were casually walking in the park while eating chocolate and then suddenly you see a UFO zoom past you. What would you do? You would obviously follow it! Duh! And then you keep following and following until your in a lone area which you have never been to before. Nobody is there. And then suddenly the UFO lands like a meter away from you. You silently wait there and are terrified and excited at the same time. And then this huge door opens and a couple of aliens (imagine them however you want to) jump down. You approach them/They see you and then you say, "Hello and welcome to Planet Earth!" They seem a bit taken aback and then they become a bit angry and say , " Oh , human! Sorry but we have to kill you! Now that you know about us!" And then you get soo darn freaked out. So then you say , "Please don't kill me! I won't tell anyone." "Ok then ," the aliens reply , "but we will at least have to erase your memory about us!" You get freaked out again. Before you can even say anything one of the aliens point at you chocolate and say, " What is that?" and then you say , "Its chocolate! Do want to try some?" So the alien agrees and tries some of the chocolate and then- "AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the alien screams. "Really? I want to try some too!" The others say. So then every alien takes a bite from your chocolate and each and every alien ends up loving it ! So then the aliens say , "Human, we will not kill you or erase your memory. But in return you have to give a lot of this 'Chocolate'." You smile and say , "Deal!" and so you by a lot of chocolate for the aliens and they leave you alone! And soon the aliens kept visiting and kept demanding you to give more chocolates to them! And soon they reveal themselves to us- the humans-and they say that they would love to become allies of the humans! We, the humans also agree to give export as much as chocolate as possible to their planet! And then everybody is happy! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
MORAL- The first thing you do when you meet and angry alien is to give them some Chocolate!!!!
But what if it doesn't like chocolate? Then go for the memory erasing! But the chances are low that the alien will hate the chocolate! So remember next time you go out for a walk by yourself or with your friends then make sure that that either one of you are carrying chocolate!!!! But what if one day you accidently forget to bring chocolate and that's when you meet the alien??? You can do 2 things:
1.If there your house is nearby and you have chocolate in you house or if there is a chocolate store nearby and you have some money , then tell the aliens to wait and get the chocolate!
2.If your house is not nearby or if there is no chocolate store (even if there is but you don't have enough money) nearby then tell the aliens to wait and you will get something and then RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! Or else just go with the memory erasing option.
And yaaa that's it. But if the Aliens don't get fooled and realize that you may run away then you will have no other option but to either run for your life (the aliens might chase you but that's ok) or just GO FOR THE MEMORY ERASING OPTION!!!!!! But what if there was not memory erasing option and only the kill option? Then either, give them the chocolate or RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its your wish! If you have more ideas then post them up in the comments!!! I'll be waiting!!!
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